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Toby Huss

Jerry / Alejandro / Beach Jock / Sportscaster / Lance

Brendan Fraser

Elliot

Jeff Doucette

Desk Sergeant

Iain Rogerson

Play Actor

Paul Adelstein

Bob / Roberto / Beach Jock / Sportscaster / Lincoln Aide

Miriam Shor

Carol / Penthouse Hostess

Bridget Hodson

Play Actor

Aaron Lustig

Synedyne Supervisor

Julian Firth

John Wilkes Booth

Brian Doyle-Murray

Coach Gills (voice)

Elizabeth Hurley

Vanessa Kensington

Gabriel Casseus

Elliot's Cellmate

Orlando Jones

Dr. Lee

Rudolf Martin

Raoul

Frances O'Connor

Alison / Nicole